Life is a story, make it interesting

Life is a story, make it interesting

  • News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.
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suicidefuckingsilence:

mypetm0nster:

psychedelic-fuck:

LOL at the guy swinging at nothing

^ uh that’s called throwing down

omfg “the guy swinging at nothing” 

you must be new

Lol xD


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You just depress me I thought I had a real message :”( I shall go cry in my racecar bed now





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